Once Again, We've Become Too Damn Lazy!
We understand all of you come here to read our hilarious articles and anecdotes, but we're just too damn lazy to write them.
I understand we haven't updated in almost a month, but you can't blame that on our laziness. You see, we spent that month doing hard work. What work you ask? Well, we had to sit on our asses, eat chips and pizza, and sleep almost every hour of everyday.
So hopefully you know why we haven't updated in a while.
Weirdest Names Ever
A lot of things have many weird names. Celebrity babies, animals, and cities are just naming a few. Today we'll look at NBA teams. Yup, he sure is Magic.
Some NBA teams have awesome names.
Detroit Pistons - A Piston is a compenent in pumps in engines. That's very manly.
Memphis Grizzlies - A grizzly is a freakin' bear! A bear!
That was just naming a few.
Unfortunately, some sport teams have the weirdest/gayest names in the world!
Utah Jazz - This one explains itself.
Orlando Magic - This one also explains itself. 
Boston Celtics - Back to the Celtic ages, Celt men preferred having sex with other men than women , and when they were refused they would feel insulted. How is that not gay?
So there you have it. There are way more gay NBA teams that we will explain in Part 2.
Sorry For the Lack of Updates...
Okay, here's the deal. We aren't really sorry, we were just really lazy and we were too slowed down by massive amount of chips and doughnuts.
So, don't worry, we're still alive and kickin'. In fact, we're gonna write a 10 part article and release it all right now to make up for us being so freakin' lazy.
Eh, actually, we'll get to that...mmm...those doughnuts look so tempting...