Phat Humor

I know somebody. This person isn't just an ordinary person. He's a roomaholic.

That's right, this person is always in his room. He never leaves his room. Not even for school. That's also right. He doesn't go to school because he is so preoccupied in his room.

He rarely gets fresh air. The only time he can even possibly receive fresh air is when he sticks his head outside a window to smoke. And even then, he is just inhaling toxic chemicals. So, yeah, no fresh air.

This person only leaves his room to eat and smoke. He set a bathroom limit to three times per day because he needs to go back to his room.

He doesn't even work. He expects everyone to do everything for him, then when he is asked to do something, he doesn't.

But wait, he just left. To go somewhere! Even for a short time, he went somewhere! Oh, how I rejoice in the fact that he went somewhere!

(If you or someone you love suffers from being a Roomaholic, then kick them out of the house.)

Holy Shit! This kid seriously must be the luckiest kid ever. I bet he found a million $100 bills right after the show. Seriously, this is ridiculous.

To whoever created this in Photoshop...we have no idea how this popped into your head, but you are brilliant.

1. Super loud so that you annoy anyone around you.

2. While blowing a lot of bubbles and popping them so that you can annoy anyone around you.

3. Chew it annoyingly then when someone gets irritated and yells at you to stop tell them you are trying to quit smoking because the lung cancer can come back so you need to chew nicotine gum but it's not working and that is why you are chewing loud.

4. To summarize number 3: Make someone feel guilty.

5. While going on Phat Humor.

Those are 5 ways to chew gum.

We are making a Phat Humor Forum. It is in the making right now. It will be released soon. You better join it.

To write for us, the most awesome, prestigious, cool, well we can go on and on but anyways...You can now write for us! Or at least try to! Just fill out the form, and make sure you set the subject as "Other." Be sure to write any experience (It's okay if you don't have any), and a sample 500 word (minimum) article on any humor topic. We're looking for more writers so c'mon, we'll practically take anyone.

So, do you notice anything different? If not, get your eyes checked please!.
We added a brand new template to Phat Humor! Enjoy it, as it is so much better than before!

Not now, maybe later! Contests are coming soon...

As stated in the before post, we are adding major changes to Phat Humor. This post is a list of some of the things we are changing for you guys.

We are adding many things. Here are some things that are changing:

-We are adding an official Phat Humor Forum
-We are adding new writers
-We are on a campaign to get more site traffic

We are adding more things, those are just a select few.

That silly old writer who created Phat Humor has a new sidekick! I do not refer to myself as a sidekick to a writer named, "Admin," Seriously, b0nd is such a badass name.


I'm so much better than Admin, correct? I believe so. Well anyways, I'm a new writer for Phat Humor, so you will definately see more of me!

Yup, it's one of those days. We get ready to sit down at our computers or laptops, have our Carpal Tunnel Wristbands securely placed on our wrists, but we're missing one thing. Ideas!

Damn you writer's block! Damn you to hell! How do you expect us to write quality content if you show up announounced. Next time you stop by, at least give us a weeks notice. You can't expect to show up on our doorsteps ready to block our nerdy ideas from flowing out of our gigantic brains.

Dammit writer's block, you just made me go offtopic! I FU**ING hat you! Dammit, I just misspelled hate by forgetting the 'e'!

If you, the reader, haven't already noticed, I'm just babbling on and on because of writer's block! Erg, even typing those words gets me all riled up and angry!

In order to bring in new visitors, we have started a 2 month campaign to advertise and possibly accumulate new visitors to Phat Humor! With that said, we are pleased to inform any reader we have that we have started major site changes today! We will still update with content, but not as frequently as before. We hope to add many new things to the site! Check back for a new post containing everything we are adding to this site!

As you may have noticed, we are not getting views on this site. Now that I think about it, I believe we don't even have one reader!

No matter! We will keep going until the very end (As you may have noticed, we have no lives!) All websites didn't start off with 1000 viewers a day and we sure haven't as well. Just putting that out there.