Phat Humor

1. Super loud so that you annoy anyone around you.

2. While blowing a lot of bubbles and popping them so that you can annoy anyone around you.

3. Chew it annoyingly then when someone gets irritated and yells at you to stop tell them you are trying to quit smoking because the lung cancer can come back so you need to chew nicotine gum but it's not working and that is why you are chewing loud.

4. To summarize number 3: Make someone feel guilty.

5. While going on Phat Humor.

Those are 5 ways to chew gum.