Phat Humor

1. During an inspiring moment.

2. After watching a really lousy play so you can make the actors feel good about themselves. Then after clapping say "Oh wait, I was clapping because I just had the best dream ever about *Insert Hot Actor/Actress's name*."

3. After hearing about someone getting shot and killed.

4. In front of Hitler's Grave.

5. When someone completes a simple task.



Those are 5 ways to clap.

Why am I writing about such a weird, unfunny topic you may ask? Well, lately, it seems I have no motivation to do anything.

That's right! I don't have any motivation for anything. I don't have motivation for work, this website, and hell, I'll say it...to even eat! That's a lot coming from a fat blob like myself.

However, I enjoy using this blog as a personal online diary because, well hey, I get pretty lonely and I sometimes like to rant about random stuff. Who doesn't?

Hahaha...So, is this random enough for ya? Am I just to damn awesome?

Honestly, I'm just typing random shit right now and I don't mean one word of it. So yeah, there you go, motivation!