Phat Humor

1. During an inspiring moment.

2. After watching a really lousy play so you can make the actors feel good about themselves. Then after clapping say "Oh wait, I was clapping because I just had the best dream ever about *Insert Hot Actor/Actress's name*."

3. After hearing about someone getting shot and killed.

4. In front of Hitler's Grave.

5. When someone completes a simple task.



Those are 5 ways to clap.