Phat Humor

There are really good songs out there with really meaningful lyrics. But some of the songs out there make no sense whatsoever. We have compiled a list of these songs so get ready to be confused.

4. My Humps by: Black Eyed Peas

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

What we think it means: Damn girl, you got some nice fecal matter inside of your anus!

What it probably means: Damn girl, you got a nice ass!

Man. We really did not get any of that. The first part of the lyrics: Seriously, does he mean he likes all the crap that's inside her? (Yes, we do mean feces.) If you read the lyrics closely, that's what we think he's implying.

I don't understand how love can get you drunk. Love has alcohol in it?

3. Pocketful of Sunshine by: Natasha Bedingfield

I got a pocket,
Got a pocket full of sunshine
I got a love and I know that it's all mine
Oh, oh, oh
Do what you want,
But you never gonna break me,
Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me
Oh, oh, oh

What we think it means: I have a pocket with solar panels that have absorbed sunlight already.

What it probably means: Don't worry, you can't put me down because I'm optimistic.

Do we even have to explain this one? She has a pocket, and she put sunshine in it. Does she mean she has solar panels that have sunlight energy stored in the panels in her pocket? That's literally the only way she can put sunshine in her pocket.

The sticks and stones part also don't make sense. Yeah, people probably aren't gonna be scared by sticks and stones anyways. Nowadays it's guns or war.

2. Lollipop Remix by: Lil Wayne and Kanye West

Why would she, she probably be the odd cookie in the plastic bag
Bout to be crushed by a building
I flushed out the feeling of me being the shit
Cause I was leaving skid marks on everywhere I sit
I am everywhere, I'm it
Like hide and go
And I can go anywhere
Eeny, meeny, miney, moe
I'm in yo
Neighborhood area
See these things
Take that
iPod, your girlfriend

What we think it means: An odd cookie in a plastic bag is gonna be crushed by a building.

What it probably means: We have no idea.

Wow! This whole song is a mess of pointless words strung one after another. It was really tough, but we think we've picked the worst verse of the song to use as an example.

The part where he talks about a cookie in a plastic bag about to get crushed by a building is pretty damn funny! What the hell does he even mean when he says that? We're pretty sure he didn't really mean a cookie being crushed by a building, we believe it could possibly be an analogy. If you figure it out, please tell us! We would like to know!

1. I Get Money by: 50 Cent

I take quarter water sold it in bottles for 2 bucks,
Coca-Cola came and bought it
For billions, what the f**k?
Have a baby by me; baby
Be a millionaire
I write the check before the baby comes,
Who the f**k cares
Im stanky rich
Ima die tryna spend this shit
Southside's up in in this bitch
Yeah i smell like the vault
I used to sell dope

What we think it means: I'm so freakin' rich!

What it probably means: I'm so freakin' rich!

The only point of this song is purely bragging rights. Of how 50 Cent went from selling drugs to getting millions and billions from Vitamin Water and his songs. Why would people like this song if all he sings about is him having WAY more money than you?

He even says "I used to be stanky rich, I'ma die trying to spend this shit." So instead of donating to charity or inner city youths, he's gonna die with all his money.