Phat Humor

Timberbee, FL- A local woman, has decided to she wanted to play a video game.

"I just got bored." Linda Berger said after completing the first level of Super Mario Brothers after losing 73 lives. She stated it was fun, but she doesn't see herself playing a lot more.

"I really liked the game," Berger stated. "But after a while, this weird turtle thing was really icky, so I got scared and turned it off." Another rare occurrence, as women find it really hard to turn off a game without pulling the wires.. "Then I started to play again," Berger added. "I learned that if I press that button there I would jump. After I jumped, I landed on the icky turtle and he went in his shell." She also added that she kicked the shell, a mistake she now regrets.

"I kicked the icky turtle shell and it hit a wall and bounced back at me! I was very surprised."

When asked about why she was bored she commented by saying, "I got done cleaning the kitchen and I decided to go on the Internet to shop for these fabulous shoes I saw at Macy's.

Berger has not been the first reported case of a woman who played a video game. A recent study shows 56% of all housewives had tried their husband's or son's video games and 21% of them played more than once.

When asked about if she would continue on through the game or play a new game, Berger responded by saying "Eh, I think I'll stick to Nintendogs and Tetris."