Phat Humor

The 12kb was a list of jokes. Back then however, people were skeptical of new things. They thought kb stood for killbots, so they quickly shunned the idea. One man however, bought 400 of Phat Humor Flash Drives, thinking they were killbots. Guess who, in 1939, would buy so many things that were thought to be killbots? If you guessed the Kool-Aid Guy, you were right.

That's the face of pure evil!

The Kool-Aid Guy then sued Phat Humor inc. for $30. Then Phat Humor sued Kool-Aid Guy because his powder doesn't add enough flavor to the water. Phat Humor was sued, but so was the Kool-Aid Guy. We still have beef with the Kool-Aid Guy.

After Phat Humor inc. went out of business in 1942, the head CEO began to drink himself to an early grave. He died 20 years later of old age (We had to add that alcohol thing, you know, to keep you interested. But if anyone asks, it did happen that way.)

Then 67 years later, a group of fat, lazy nerds started up a website titled Phat Humor. On the navigation bar there was a page titled "About Us," and they didn't know what to put there. So they made up some farfetched story about the history of the site.

That's basically us.

There you go, that's the history of Phat Humor. If we have the imagination, we may tell you more hidden things that happened in that 67 year timespan. (We are basically saying that if we aren't lazy enough we will make a part two that is also totally made up.)