Phat Humor

Welcome! You have started reading the Coolness Guide! This guide will teach you in depth how to be cool. First their are a couple of things we must go over.

We are going to start off by giving you a little quiz. Ready? Okay!

1. What do you like better?

A) Star Trek
B) Football
C) Preppy Clothes

2. Would you rather...

A) Do Homework
B) Kiss a Girl

3. >c² = a² + b² is...

A) A Geometric Theorem
B) I don't know man

If you answered A to any of the above questions, chances are you look like this:

Actually, this guy is smoking, so may be even uncooler than him

Don't worry! Now that you've identified yourself as a nerd, you must do the unthinkable. GET RID OF ALL OF YOUR TECH STUFF! Look at the picture below, that is how you probably look now.

Now that you don't have the stuff of a nerd, stop watching T.V. altogether unless you watch sports.

Start going to the gym three times a week to build some strength so you can beat that one guys ass in school who picks on you. That will definitely make you look cool!

Buy some preppy clothes and wear them.

There you go! If you followed all of these unfunny steps correctly you should have transformed from this:

To this: